Lucien Greaves v. Tucker Carlson 20 July 2017, Full Transcript

Transcription courtesy of Robin Aristide


Anchor: … Lucien Greaves is the co-founder of the Satanic Temple and he joins us tonight.


Tucker: Lucien, thank you for joining us. Um, I don’t know much about Satanism. What i—What are the five pillars of Satanism? What is it?


Lucien: We have seven tenets, actually, and actually they’re irrelevant to our claim to be allowed in the Free Speech Zone. It’s a free speech issue—

Tucker, interrupting: Well they’re relevant, your claim to—Slow down. They’re relevant to your claim to be a religion, and so I just—just give us a sense of what it is.


Lucien: Actually, us being a religion has no bearing on us having a claim to the Free Speech Zone, either.


Tucker, interrupting: I’m—I’m aware of that, but you—but you do claim to be a religion. I just wanna know what it is. Is it the worship of Satan?


Lucien: No, we’re actually not theistic and modern Satanism has been recognized as non-theistic for some time now. There are actually scholars of modern Satanism, books about new religion that covers—


Tucker, interrupting: Oh, I bet.


Lucien: —Satanism, but as I said, it really has no bearing on our claim to…access to the Free Speech Zone.


Tucker: I guess the reason I’m pressing you on this is because I sort of know a fake media story when I see one, and the whole Satanism thing seems like that and I’m trying to take you seriously because I take religious people seriously—all of them—but this seems like a way to just kinda give the finger to everyone else. I mean, there’s probably not a lot of Satanists in this town of 6,600 in Minnesota, are there?


Lucien: Well, there are some. And there are veterans—there are a good deal of veterans—within our ranks. We have about 100,000 members, many veterans, and there are veterans who don’t identify with us who still stood up for our right to speak, and we find that very often when we ask for equal access in the open forum, it’s usually veterans who come forward and speak in our defense and say these values of free speech and pluralism are the values that they fought for.


Tucker: Amen, and I agree with that wholeheartedly, hence your appearance tonight. I think people should have the right to speak, but also they should have to answer questions…And the right to speak and the right to give the finger to the residents of this little town in Minnesota are not exactly the same thing.


Lucien: That is not what we were doing.


Tucker, at same time: Oh, of course that’s what you were doing.


Lucien: If you’d…No, “of course” it is not. If you’d look at the monument, it’s very respectful; it’s a reverent, sober, simple monument, really. And it encourages, uh—


Tucker, interrupting: To—to—to what? A monument to what?


Lucien: To veterans. This was first and foremost something to honor the veterans. The veterans who have fought and served. All veterans. Not all veterans are Christian, not all veterans are Satanist, but they did fight for pluralism and they did fight for free speech, and to that end, it’s nice to know that we can preserve those values. When they shut down the open forum, we weren’t actually celebrating that. We built this monument, we were ready to install it, we wanted to put it there, and it seemed like the residents of Belle Plaine weren’t entirely up in arms about this. Some of the word we got back said people thought our monument design wasn’t anything to complain about. The protesters from a Catholic organization, they also were out of state. And we get this stuff about a small town and beating up on a small town, but it was founded on free speech.


Tucker, interrupting: Let’s—I’m—Let’s just be—You know, but that’s what—that’s what it is. Really, I dunno, try it in downtown Birmingham, Alabama or Chicago or something. But I mean, look, here’s the point I’m making? Is that there’s no comparison between Satanism, which is like a silly made-up religion that has no god even—non-theistic, as you conceded—and Christianity, Judaism, or Islam, which you know, agree or disagree, believe or not, are millennia old, they run hospitals, churches, schools…They form the basis of our civil society; they don’t really compare to what you’re doing. Do they?


Lucien: Well, we’re getting there. We’re a very growing population, and we should defend pluralism and free speech. We can’t allow America to divide itself into regional theocracies. Imagine a place like Clearwater, Florida, which is almost entirely colonized by Scientologists. Are they gonna shut down the open forum for only veneration of L. Ron Hubbard or introduce Dianetics as compulsory for schools? Imagine civil war that would ensue if Muslims—


Tucker, interrupting: Look, I—I—I actually agree—I—No, no—


Lucien: Sorry.


Tucker: I actually agree with your point strongly that people ought to be allowed to express divergent views in public.


Lucien: Okay.


Tucker: I just don’t want to be sucked into the trap of having to take seriously what is not a serious thing. Do you know what I mean? So it’s one thing for me to agree with you and say yeah, we’re both for free speech, but you’re just giving the finger to bourgeoisie America!


Lucien, at same time: If we weren’t being serious, I could understand what you’re saying.


Tucker: Okay.


Lucien: I think if you learn anything about the Satanic Temple, you’ll see that we must be serious. We can’t have these types of numbers…We have chapters, internationally; we’re quickly growing…


Tucker, interrupting: I don’t believe your numbers for a second. I d—I don’t—What does that even—So like on—


Lucien: You don’t have to.


Tucker, laughing: Well, I don’t believe the numbers of any group that comes on this show!


Lucien: Sure.


Tucker: I always divide by ten and that’s probably an understatement. Um, for any group—but especially yours—but before we go into this, tell us—


Lucien: Okay, so what if it were two? So what if it were two? We’d still have equal access to the open forum.


Tucker, at the same time: The principle would be—the principle wou—Yes, you would. You would have the right to say what you think if it was just you. And I would be willing to defend that right. But again: the point of calling this Satanism is, like, to horrify normal people in the middle of the country. That is exactly the point—


Lucien: That’s not true. No. No, that is not exactly the point. And I would argue that—


Tucker, interrupting: Okay. Okay, so just sum it up for me. I’ll give ya thirty seconds. What’s the point of Satanism?


Lucien: …Well, to sum up a religious movement and its history in thirty seconds is isn’t quite fair (Tucker is stammering something incoherent and chuckling “okay” underneath), but I would say that Satanism embodies enlightenment values—uh, emblematic of the ultimate rebellion against tyranny. To that end, we look at the history of the crushing of the church and the rise of enlightenment values and the rise of pluralism and diversity and multiculturalism as inherently Satanic.


Tucker: Yeah…I think what you’re doing is taking a Christian symbol—Satan—and using it against Christians. And that’s kinda the point. Because you could’ve chosen sort of anything to name this group, since it’s basically new, and ya didn’t. You chose the one thing that Christians hate the most, so again, it’s, by nature—


Lucien: Because Satanism means something to us. It’s not an arbitrary label.


Tucker: …Right. I wish you were more straightforward about it.


Lucien, cheerfully: I think you could really get into it!


Each is silent for a moment. This is happening:

Tucker: …Yeah. Probably not. Lucien, thanks for joining us. I really appreciate it.

Lucien: Thank you.